coffee can go in solo cups, right
Artist: Hank Green
Album: Hank Green's Album
Track Name: frick frack 2
dendrophilia is such a quirky fetish
Sometimes I think to myself “I hate my fat arms” but then I realize they’re built that way so I can shatter walls with my fist because I’m fucking awesome.
time to start wearing my Santa costume to work, y’all hear
I haven’t gone to my bad place for over 5 months now and as of November 30th, am completely clean of Zoloft. So if you’re reading this and you’re in your bad place, just know that eventually your mind will catch up to the wonderful friends and family you’re surrounded by - and you’ll find yourself able to just take everything in. Feel happy when something good happens instead of getting frustrated at your current mentality state.
I still get panic attacks (Often) and can’t leave the house without obsessively washing my hands and going back to lock an already bolted door once or twice, but I’m working on that too. Hurray for progress! If you’re struggling, shoot me a message and I’ll get back to you ASAP.
Genetics are super cool, because this is the second time around my dads fathered a blond child with another brunette.
igotsomanythingsinmypantyhose asked: Are you gonna carry out your term and do exams still?? That's crazy though. I always say doesn't matter at what point in your life. You gotta do whatcha love.
Oh God yes, tuition cost a buttload of money and I’m not about to go wasting that. But this term may be the last I ever walk into U of C wearing pajamas with a fistful of coffee stained notes, so that’s an intriguing idea.
I don’t know why I lied about drinking coffee, I thought it would make me seem more impressive. Hate it. Definitely a hot chocolate person.
What exactly is Commerce? Never been totally clear on that, is it a business thing, politics, economy? All three? I got into university by bullshitting, so don’t be offended that I have no idea, I still can’t spell restaurant without googling it first.
igotsomanythingsinmypantyhose asked: SAMe OMG. Lol u of c! Commerce! You?
U of C (Communications/Social Work), trying to figure out if what I had last month was an epiphany or a bad hangover, because whatever it was led me to apply to SAITS television program.
igotsomanythingsinmypantyhose asked: Oh haha that's sweet. I love BC. I hope I got that right. Wellll I've been in Calgary since I was 3, so these winters are kinda getting old. But ya it's not bad. Didn't bother going to uni tho haha self proclaimed snow days
I haven’t been to university for over 2 weeks, I keep forgetting I have class until an hour before they start and then you’re just sitting in bed wondering “Worth it? Probably not” and cry over your gummy worms and torrented episodes of Archer. Where do you go?
Anonymous asked: Dear [future] boyfriend
I’ll make this one short and address my future boyfriend, because I already half answered this one accidentally. I’m not sure if I’ve already met you, you’re someone new in my life, or this is just a lovely continuation of a relationship I had entered previously. All I can say at this point is thank you. I don’t hide much from people I care about and unless I break that habit a few years from now, you’re probably aware of all my blemishes and skeletons in the closet and despite having them thrown in your face within the first week of dating me, you stuck around - so, muchos gracias. I wouldn’t label myself as religious, but I am truly blessed to have someone like you in my life and I hope the relationship we’ve developed is a safe and honest one. I also hope that you are a robot and have vibrators for fingers or something and can shoot lasers.